jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
weiss-schnee: irritate: i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
thequeenstons: I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie And I’m starting to feel it’s right All the attraction, the tension Don’t you see baby, this is perfection (Shakira, Shakira)
poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: she got a pussy like the grand canyon dry and sandy possibly filled with dead bodies
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run: First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky. Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time. Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.” Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes. In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
heronqueenblues: “Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
internetexplorers: mayameows: internetexplorers: i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
wgoddess: Happy Mother’s day to me cause all these bitches is my sons
vanillish: “pitbull feat christina aguilera”
mrtwentington: Me: You:
cosettefauchelevents: what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool
cockringtoss: growlithed: i only eat that
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza